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Super Genie Lamp Heroes - Season 3: Outbreak

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Post by demarco on Jun 13, 2022 20:32:57 GMT -7

Thank you for making Genie Heroes Infection my most successful screenplay production of ALL TIME with almost 2,500 reads. 18 years of writing 7th Age Runescape scripts has made me very resourceful. Fun fact: This story takes place 400 years after the events leading up to Guthix's death. Starting at Age 6, Year 390 and ending at Age 7, Year 22.

Flashback scenes are coming back this season!

Based on semi-true events...

Executive Producer: Demarco16

Writer: Demarco16

Super Genie Lamp Heroes - Season 3: Outbreak
----------------------------------------------------- Episode 13 ------------------------------------------------------------
Age: 7th
Year: 22

~Scene: Menaphos Gower Monument~

*A dark robed figure is talking on their clan scouter overlooking the twin waterfronts outside the steps of the monument.*
Mysterious Voice: M3rciless Jr will be here any minute looking for answers, are the preparations ready for out event?
Agent M: *Removes hood* Almost done...we need some time, Vice MOD Hathaway is close to reaching True EVE Form. Once she can transform into EVE Hathaway at will she will be unstoppable.
Mysterious Voice: Nigga don't you think we as the Jagex CIA knows this *****?
Agent M: As intelligent as we are, were lucky to be married.
Jagex CIA Agent: I know right...once this New World Order stuff is all over I cant wait to tell my family the truth about Project S.
Agent M: That is a secret! If Glienor knew that a Seren ICBM was being developed intentionally by Anne Hathaway, our plan to stop it may just backfire.
Jagex CIA Agent: Maybe we got off on the wrong foot, Agent M your job is to follow and monitor DPope316 and The Saint EX II. They are the savior and the angel of death respectively. Truth is...if we dont stop the nonsense, the city of Falador will be completely destroyed and purged. No god missile, just chaos from the poor, violent and homeless...Anyways, their airship arrives tonight, meet them at the airport, and maintain 1000M with your scouter at all times. DO not intervene, just observe. We do this, and MOD's wishes will be furfilled.
Agent M: I know just the trick, I have hidden a large standard lamp in the city, its one wish but a powerful one indeed.

~Scene: Sphinx Airship: Buffet Hall~

*M3rciless JR is seen having dinner at a nice on board buffet.*
Saints4Ever: *Finishes Caesar salad*... Hey isn't that...HEY ZEZIME...ZEZIME ITS ME!
DPope316: Ah hell naw! *hides under table*
*The Saint EX II joins him under the table.*
The Saint EX II: Aint no escaping this nigga...lets get ghost.
Zezime: Is that DPope's busta *** under that table??? Ready for round 2?
DPope316: Not on the ship *****...
Zezime: Me and Captain Savajo is coming for dat ***!
DPope316: Really now...whos gonna stop me from using the fists of Guthix on that chin of yours.
Zezime: You know what, never mind. You know what im after? The large Genie Lamp in Menaphos.
DPope316: I see *scouter recording in progress*
Zezime: Turn that off, or ill set up one of your famous flashbacks.
Dpope316: Okay the nigga's serious. M336, disable your cloak.
eShades: *Comes back from buffet line.* I don't know whether to fight right now...or record a fight for RuneStar Hip-Hop.
Hunk Blonde: I can post a 3 minute video to Drip Drop right now, and include all the classic flashbacks.
Tipsy Blonde: Oh great Zezime is here on the ship, wheres Captain Savajo?
DPope316: Thats what she said...Saint we don't associate with this guy, were genie rivals.
Saints4Ever: I see... see you on the battlefield.
Ship Announcer: The Sphinx Airship has arrived to our destination of Menaphos. All passengers prepare for landing.
The Saint EX II: Well she definitely said that...
DPope316: Like when Cultleader visited us from the Eastern Continent?

~Flashback Scene: Demarco16's House, Rimmington Condominiums.~

Age: 7th
Year: 17

DPope316: SO how many horses do you own?
Cultleader: The **** is a horse?
The Saint EX II: You do know horses are the product of myth right. Its like saying unicorns can be riden.
Cultleader: I cant imagine a unicorn without a horn, can you?
DPope316: Moving you own a Skyline?
Cultleader: The **** is a Skyline? Just kidding, yes I do!
DPope316: you own a dragon?
Cultleader: You're not ready to fight the Eastern Dragons. They will rip Western Dragons to shreds.

~Scene: Menaphos Airport, Front Hall~
eShades: The first thing to do is secure some herbs and head to the hotel.
DPope316: I thought of that, so i activated mind and soul runechosis to sneak it on the ship.
eShades: Again, I dont know how you survive being that high. Now wonder your left eye was orange and your right was grey.
*Agent M noticed their arrival and activates a cloak.*
Jagex CIA Dispatch (Scouter): Keep a close eye on them. Their main adversary here is Zezime and Vice MOD Hathaway.
Agent M: Noted *follows M3rciless JR*
Saints4Ever: So tonight I wanted to make it legit, so I got us tickets to the WizardBall Finals tonight! The Golden City Gladiators is up 3 wins pending a 4th. The Kandarin Gnomes are catching up though. The Gladiators play at home tonight and tomorrow night.
DPope316: Well I hope they win. Lets go to EX-Ramses and then to the Goldeneye Arena.
Saints4Ever: Maybe one day I can be a Gladiator. Although my dad loves the Yanille Bakers. They lost in the playoffs.
DPope316: Well at least he's not a Yanille Cutters fan haha!

~Scene: Ex-Ramses Hotel and Resort, Downtown Menaphos~

*M3rciless JR enters their hotel room.*
The Saint EX II: MEE6, meet me at the minibar with your Genie Lamp Radar...were gonna track down this lamp right now before Zezime can.
Saints4Ever: It can wait...Golden City Cadillac just called saying our Esculade is ready and parked outside.
Hunk Blonde: What color?
Saints4Ever: Platinum...did I mention i'm rich?
DPope316: Well its implied...lets turn on the TV high first so we can hear the first telepathic strike from MOD.
Chessy018 (TV): He's on fire!
Tipsy Blonde: About time *hits lantadyme blunt*
Chessy018 (TV): We are live at game 5 of the Runescape WizardBall Finals! Tip off is in 30 minutes. The game is sold out and everyone is relaxed from an end to the scruge lockdowns...however-
Saints4Ever: Always a catch with W2 News.
Chessy018 (TV): *Looks straight at the screen* Would you let me finish...anyways Scurge Vaccination Cards are required at the door.
DPope316: MEE6...forge us 6 vaccination cards for the scurge.
MEE6: Im on it niggasami! *Drinks 200 Proof Alcohol shot and gets to work.*
DPope316: Get the keys, were going downtown.
Cultleader (Scouter): You do know downtown Menaphos is dangerous at night right? Lots of homeless and criminals.
DPope316: Dont worry, i equipped Zaros Twin Uzis awhile ago. Lets see them try and stop that!
The Saint EX II: We could use some Troop Frogg music right about now. MEE6, download Lizardstyle for me please.
MEE6: Well maybe in the car, hey lets go tip off is in 25 minutes.

~Scene: Goldeneye Arena, entrance 007~
The Saint EX II: I swear were being followed...maybe gate 006 was a better choice.
Cultleader (Scouter): MEE6 has detected a genie lamp in the arena. It is a medium celebration lamp.
DPope316: I want the map and the WizardBall game. While we should look I elect MEE6 Does it...all in favor!?
DPope316: All opposed!?
MEE6: Go to Zamarok... *leaves and scans the area*
*Merciless JR heads to their seats. Row 420, seats 69-76.*
Cultleader (Scouter): I swear the west and east should reconcile their differences. Western tech is so low! A level 200 MOD is in the building.
*Announcer: And now to come and take the first shot, we introduce to you, the new Vice MOD of Asgarnia. Anne Hathaway!
eShades: *Spills Wizards Mind Bomb.* The ****!
The Saint EX II: We gotta get outta here, now. Before the Jagex Police arrives. For all we know, we could be captured by Sargent Climax.
DPope316: I know this is life threatening, but that is exactly what she said last night! *pages MEE6*
MEE6: Niggabot, the lamp is ours!
Hunk Blonde: The lets get ghost! Anne Hathaway is evil as ****.
*Anne Hathaway takes the freethrow, missing the shot.*
Vice MOD Hathaway: Maybe I need to use my new form for this one...(wait I can sense runechosis, so the oracle was right! lets do this).

~Scene: Outside Goldeneye Arena~
DPope316: Finally to the car noobs! Fall in on me!
Vice MOD Hathaway: Going somewhere...witness the power of EVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Vice MOD Hathaway Transforms into EVE Hathaway.*
Cultleader (Scouter): This ***** has a total level of over 9000!!! It just broke my scope!
*EVE Hathaway teleblocks the entire congregation at the GoldenEye Arena.*
EVE Hathaway: This ends tonight! *equips Seren Railgun +5*
Saints4Ever: Holy **** batman! Son of a *****, her power scares even me.
The Saint EX II: Like when you first met me and-
Saints4Ever: Flashbacks don't work on EVE, don't attempt it.
DPope316: MEE6!!!
*MEE6 transforms into 6EEM and equips dual elder rune long barrel six shooters*
*An AK-47 is heard discharging shots. Agent M appears.*
Agent M: Ill hold her off, get out of here!
DPope316: And who the  hell are you Curry Rice of the Gladiators?
*IAMGOD arrives fully transformed from the air.*
Jagex CIA Dispatcher (Scouter): You're breaking protocol, keep your hood on at all times,and activate the voice changer to deep voice mode.
Agent M: Understood.
*6EEM goes after IAMGOD.*
*Agent M distracts EVE Hathaway successfully, and M3rciless JR escapes.*

~Scene: Ex-Ramses Hotel and Resort, Hotel Room 111~

DPope316: SO I know I'm high, but what was that we just witnessed.
The Saint EX II: The beginning of the end im afraid.
eShades: Tomorrow...we go after the big prize, were going to find the large genie lamp and wish that Vice MOD Hathaway is impeached.
Hunk Blonde: That works...Wooo!
WizardBall Announcer: Curry Rice is on fire! *shoots fire shot from half court* and the gladiators win!
Tipsy Blonde: Now that I think about it, there maybe an alternative world where the Kandarin Gnomes win the finals.
eShades: That's worse then being a Cutters fan. *looks at screen* GOODNIGHT RUNESCAPE WERE BACK FOR SATURDAY NIGHT!

----------------------------------------------Episode 13 Over-----------------------------------------------

Next Episode: Lets gamble at Michael Jackson Rancheria Casino on the Native Gnome reservation. Can Demarco16 and Danthex defeat Captain Savajo? Find out soon.

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Post by demarco on Jun 18, 2022 15:55:29 GMT -7

Fun Fact: While the Gods of Runescpae are still relevant in modern Gielnor Culture, the main religion of the 7th Age is Modism.

-------------------------------------Episode 14--------------------------------------------------

~Scene: M3rciless Citadel, Break Room~

*M3rciless is watching a commercial on channel W2.*
*Party Music plays.*
*Wife throws piece of popcorn at the husband.*
Husband: Sigh...lets go!
*Husband and wife speed off causing a blur that stops at the stairs.*
Wife: Wait where are you taking me!?
Husband: *smiles* to the bedroom.
Wife: Wait what...i meant the casino!
Announcer (song):
Everybody knows! That this girls a ho!
M. Jackson Rancheria!!! *fanfare plays*
Lets ho...
*focus is shifted back to M3rciless from the TV.*
Danthex: J Palmer will be here any minute with the weapons. But what I dont get is how this commercial can make them look so weak.
Lanbo: You know my nephew pulled that 'thats what she said'' **** the other day via text to me...I teleported to his hotel bed and slapped him in his sleep.
Danthex: It probably could have applied to now. I wont have that in my citadel wither.
Demarco16: *Busts in with J Palmer. Crowd cheers.* I got the are we set for mayhem.
J Palmer: We got your Heat seeking missile launchers, SMGs, Assult rifles, flamethrowers, Sniper rifles, handgun and handgun accessories, and dont forget your armor piercing bullets. Come to my weapons shop sometime in Catherby! All weapons are Seren Grade!
*Demarco, Danthex, and Lanbo gear up from head to toe in Seren Military Gear.*
Demarco16: Now for the plan...Nergalelite has given us the schematics for the M. Jackson Rancheria Casino and Resort Building. First step, Lanbo walks in and places bets at the Texas Hold'em table for 5M a hand. When security discover that he is counting cards they will bring him into a room for questing by our nigga Captain Savajo. Once inside we will then disassemble his guards leaving us at 3 vs. 1 at the building. And after defeating his busta ****, we will leave and be back in time to see us on the evening news...and maybe we get some free unlimited coffee drinks at the buffet.
J Palmer: Yall seem like everything will be a synch...arent your children old enough to join your clan?
Danthex: They made their own...following in our footsteps really they've made a name for themselves in Asgarnia.
Lanbo: I suggest we take my Lamborghini, it may only have two seats but it races like a champ for a smooth getaway.

6 Hours later...

~ Scene: M. Jackson Rancheria Casino and Resort, Interrogation Room ~

Armed Guard #1: Now look nigga, you goin tell me or not tell me, but im still gonna get that *** for counting cards. Now who sent you...The Human Man?
Lanbo: You did not just pull that liberation **** on me.
Armed Guard #2: The **** up! *slaps Lanbo*
Radio Dispatch: We have a code black outside all the Gnome Guards are being killed and we cant *message cuts out*
Armed Guard #2: Ill check that out, stay here and get the duct tape.
*Armed Guard #2 leaves the interrogation room.*
*Captain Savajo has entered the room.*
Captain Savajo: Finally we captured a member of M3rciless. You will never be saved!
Lanbo: Oh great he got me like back at my extended family's many nieces and nephews.
Captain Savajo: Was that supposed to be funny? Cause ill flash that *** back to 94'.
Lanbo: Oh great your serious.
*Danthex and Demarco16 break into the interrogation room.*
Danthex: Now...everyone is dead. Time to end this once and for all! *equips Seren SMGs*
Captain Savajo: Is my entire staff dead!? What do you want...
Danthex: MOD Govenas life, your coffee drinks, and for you to call off for genie lamp search.
Captain Savajo: I can arrange that...but you would have to catch me first nigga! *runs towards glass window.*
*Demarco16 shoots Captain Savajo's foot.*
*Captain Savajo falls and rolls out the window, breaking it.*
Danthex: Dont go after him just yet...lets rob the casino!
Lanbo: Finally some justice, I was up 600M.

~ Scene: EX-Ramses Resort, M3rciless Jr's Suite ~

DPope316: So I retrieved the celebration lamp from last nights Golden City Gladiators Game 6 win of the NWA Finals. I think if we use this lamp to power oursleves up we can defeat EVE Hathaway.
The Saint EX II: What size is it?
DPope316: Medium...
eShades: Hmm, we could all receive level 120 skills at best. I was getting sick if all 99's anyways.
Saints4Ever: Your call...summon the *****!
*DPope316 rubs the Medium Celebration Lamp. The celebration genie appears.*
Medium Celebration Genie: *hides gladiators hat* behold, I have risen to kick *** again...what is your wish niggas?
Saints4Ever: DO NOT wish for 2 fat ******* and a bag of weed. According to my records two idiot Rank #1's made that wish and tanked a red genie lamp.
The Saint EX II: I wish everyone in M3rciless Jr. had all level 120 skills...ALL of them, even my agility.
Medium Celebration Genie: Well I don't think agility will help you outrun that German Shepard last week...wish granted! *disappears*
Hunk Blonde: Burn!
Tipsy Blonde: More like ICE Cold!
The Saint EX II: Whos up for some WizardBall?
eShades: With your 120 agility...your a WizardBall MOD now...godspeed haha.
Saints4Ever: Im done! this guy is way too good on the court now, and before he was unstoppable solo.
MEE6: Large Standard Lamp detected!
DPope316: Pull up the GPS! Show us the money!
MEE6: It is at the Dryington Monument. Outside the pools of water.
*M3rciless Jr looks displaced.*
DPope316: Well we had to visit it sometime while were here...
The Saint EX II: We understand.

~ Scene: Dryington Monument, Downtown Menaphos ~

*M3rciless Jr is sitting at the water passing time.*
DPope316: And thats what happened...
Tipsy Blonde: So you saw your mother die right here on these steps...chilling.
DPope316: The bomb should have never went off, but it was jammed with interference from a deal decoded bomb. If only she was still here...I hope we find the red genie lamps to bring her back, and your mom too.
Hunk Blonde: Actually Death was at my house last week to sign the life insurance claim, and my uncle could not forward a death certificate. Weird right?
Saints4Ever: Anyways we should just split up and f-
*Vice MOD Hathaway appears at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the monument.*
Saints4Ever: ****!
CultLeader (Scouter): The battle should be easier, send MEE6 to retrieve the lamp.
DPope316: Done *equips Seren GODSaber* Finally I can equip one like off clan wars!!!
Hunk Blonde: I loved that movie.
Vice MOD Hathaway: *MEE6 sneaks off* Ready for round 2?
*The Saint EX II shoots Vice MOD Hathaways hand, disarming her.*
*Vice MOD Hathaway transforms into EVE Hathaway.*
DPope316: I havent used a sword in a minute, but im ready now! *runs down stairs.
EVE Hathaway: Did you actually touch my shields this time? Youve gotten stronger, but no more! Just wait until im full MOD!
The Saint EX II: It doesnt matter if your a MOD or an EVE your still a *****!
EVE Hathaway: Ill send that *** to the abyss for that! *Prepares Seren Railgun*
*6EEM Appears*
6EEM: I got the lamp niggabots, lets bounce!
DPope316: Prepares telegroup spell...goodbye skank!
EVE Hathaway: Ill get you for this M3rciless! *the clan disappears* Awww...*lights cigarette*

~ Scene: EX-Ramses Resort, M3rciless Jr's Suite ~

Cultleader (Scouter): Ive never identified a lamp of this size could hold anything inside. Exercise some caution.
The Saint EX II: Thats what sh-
Saints4Ever: If you say 'thats what she said' one more time ill Chuck Norris you.
*DPope316 Rubs the Large Lamp*

--------------------------------------------------Episode 14 Over----------------------------------------------------

M. Jackson Rancheria Casino and Resort in the screenplay is based off the California Native American 18+ Casino of similar name, Jackson Rancheria. Located in Jackson, CA this casino is open to 18+ (while you need to be 21+ to smoke and drink). It has a buffet on the upper levels and hundreds of machines and games available. They give out craft complementary coffee drinks which are unlimited.